Let me warn you right now. If you get a
little fame and fortune - due entirely to your
hardwork and good looks - your relatives
will start coming out of the woodwork.
Sheesh, it's worse than winning the lottery!
Here's Ephram. Even if he wasn't my brother,
he'd still be one of my best buds. In this picture,
he's checking our our birthday cake from when
we turned the BIG ONE.

Can you believe, afterall we do for the kinfolk,
and not a single one sent us a birthday gift.
Ingrates!
There's dad all grown-up on the far right with
his kin folk. That's grandma Verbal in the middle
and great grandma Lena looking out the window.
They're all very refined and live in Seattle.
And here's the side of the family mom
doesn't like me to talk about. That was my
lewd and lascivious grandpa Tigo. He
fashioned himself as some kind of Cat of
International Intrigue and Mystery.

He sadly passed away in Spring '05 so
Briar and I made some more boys to cheer
up his family. That would be Sparkolito
and Poquito Bandito.
My Auntie Fannie went to live with
Grandpa Tigo to expose him to some couth
and culture. The experiment went dismally
wrong.

Now that the boys have arrived, she
relapsed and is having her second
kittenhood. Sheesh, some cats NEVER
grow up!
Here's the Monkey Boy
himself.  Going under the stage
name of "Once Upon a
Dream," he's a Hot Shot on the
TICA show scene this year.
That's my Great Auntie Makiah. She also goes
under the name of "Snoopy's Blithe Spirit." Get
real! I met her at a show once and lemme tell
you, there wasn't anything "Blithe" about her.

She considers herself some kind of Prima
Donna. All I can say is: SHE'S NEVER MET
MOM!


That's dad, Vertigo's Wascally
Watusi, when he was just a little
tyke. Cute fella! Mom said that he
was just a big baby, but he still
knew how to treat a lady.

Duh! Aren't me and my brothers
proof of that?
That's mom, Misty's Gabriella Belle of
Bellesandbeaux. Some folks say that I'm a mama's boy,
but if your mom looked like that . . .

You don't want to mess with mom though. She doesn't
pull any punches.
Here's my uncle Vertigos
Washu Tenacity of
Snowpaws. He had a
thing for Briar Rose and
now I have my homeboy
Chunky Monkey to show
for it. (I still haven't
figured out of that's a
good thing!)